You Might Be Looking For Work If...

1. You check your secondary email more than once a day.

2. You get a little too excited when the phone rings.

3. The highlight of your day is checking the mail (and you know that if you get something, it's a "no").

4. You look forward to doing random errands (a chance to get out of the house).

5. You've likely contributed to the destruction of half of a forest by sending your resume to every place that you can think of, twice (just in case they didn't get it the first time) plus any place that might potentially start in the future.

6. If you're not in a dating relationship or married, trying to date would be easy, since you've heard NO so many times, rejection no longer has any sting (in fact, as a side job, you could help people with their problem of saying "no" by being a testing subject).

7. You've burnt up more cell phone and calling card minutes than you care to remember (though you remember paying for them).

8. You have the time to make silly lists.